pepsi

valsi

pepsi

type

experimental gismu

creator

krtisfranks

time entered

Tue May 27 07:52:41 2014  

English

Definition #56652

 

definition

x₁ (default: Pepsi) is a soda product that is better/equal/worse x₂ (li, number; resp.: 1, 0, -1; no default), and is produced/manufactured by x₃ (default: whichever company makes sense [for absolutely default case: PepsiCo]), with aforementioned evaluation compared to/against soda product x₄ (default: the analog/similar but competing/archrival soda; [for absolute default: Coke/Coca-Cola]) of producer/manufactuer (enemy) x₅ (default: whichever other (opposing) company makes sense [for absolutely default case: the Coca-Cola Company]) according to the taste preference of, moral judgment of, and overall goodness (quality) evaluation by (judge/evaluator) x₆ (probable contextless default: speaker/utterer), who is ranked as a fan of the formermost/lattermost [depending on evaluation given by x₂; see notes] product or company with die-hard rating x₇ (li, number; subjective) on scale x₈ (si'o), despite (or because of) hating bad-decision product/admitting short-sighted failure (of favored [see note] company) x₉ (default: the publicly-declared worst one/the most decried error); where evaluator [x₆] generally ignores third-party soda product x₁₀, which is produced/manufactured by (company) x₁₁, even though said evaluator judges the said third-party product and/or producer to have overall goodness/quality (taste preference, product design appeal/evaluation, moral judgment, etc.) x₁₂ [need not be a number in this case] according to scheme x₁₃ (si'o); where the first judgment [x₂] is according to scheme/justification x₁₄, which really should not need explaining anyway, you nincompoop. x₆ has soda character alignment x₂ toward product x₁ and company x₃ that produces it.

notes

u'ivla: Character alignment on soda scale. This is not a simple matter of taste preference or of one product being more or less than the other product in some aspect (subjective or otherwise); this is an overall judgment of not only product quality and appearance, but is also a moral judgment of the product, the company, and (in contrast) of the opposing side (including the product, company, and fans thereof); in other words, it is an integral character alignment/trait (integrity) of the judge. Pepsi and Coca-Cola are taken to be directly opposing forces and archenemies/diametrically opposite alignments (by defaults, specification of of one determines the other uniquely). If x1 is better than x4 in overall goodness according to the judge, then x2 = 1 and the judge is a fan of x1 (and probably of x3); if x1 is equal to x4 in overall goodness according to the judge, then x2 = 0 (and the judge is probably weird); if x1 is worse than x4 in overall goodness according to the judge, then x2 = -1 and the judge is a fan of x4 (and probably of x5); this evaluation essentially determines the "morally" favored company of the judge. The defaults work "backward" from what is given: specification of any of the products or companies in the first 5 terbri (excluding the jugment x2, at some level) uniquely determines the other terbri by default; PepsiCo is is associated by default with product Pepsi, the Coca-Cola company is associated by default with product Coke/Coca-Cola; by default, alignment x2 being n toward Pepsi/Coca-Cola (resp.) yields alignment -n toward Coca-Cola/Pepsi (resp.). The biggest blunder (x9) of the Coca-Cola Company is probably/arguably New Coke. This word is notable for its numerous defaults (differentiating it from certain other u'ivla in nature/structure). See also: besto, sodva.

gloss words

• alignment (soda) ; soda preference
• character alignment (soda) ; soda preference
• Coca-Cola ; morality alignment
• Pepsi ; morality alignment
• Soda War morality alignment

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krtisfranks

vote information

-4

time

Wed Jun 4 18:06:34 2014

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